Velociraptor Win.

http://www.velociraptors.info/

Smartphones 14

Yeah, (Preprophase · Prophase · Prometaphase · Metaphase · Anaphase · Telophase)

Tell a who?

SOMEONE STOLE MY HAT!

Well, that's obviously your fault. You obviously didn't use a cap lock.
-BUT I'M USING CAPS-LOCK! HOW DID THEY STEAL IT!?

God's Bitch Button

Click the image or click here to see the full comic.

+I don't get it.
-Oh, see, he's comparing God to someone who's wife's parents are really annoying.
+But what's with the phone thing?
-Yeah that's just it, he's saying that the husband would ignore his in-law's calls just as God ignores everyone's prayers.
+Oh, okay, so is that why the priest doesn't have any eyes or mouth? Because God took them away?
-What? No, that's just the comic's artistic style.
+Oh really? Well how come he doesn't have any feet? And how does his cross just float there like that?
-Do you even get the comic?
Yeah, if you're a priest and you have someone who is crying, then black lightning will strike your phone.

Pick Up Lines

When you look this good, it doesn't matter what you say...

... you're going to get the girl.

"Hey, I found this sewing kit and a bowling shoe in my friend's van... wanna check them out?"


For those of you who are curious, No, the Qwerty keyboard design, named after the first six keys on the top left was designed to slow down typists, as jamming occurred often with quick typing on the original alphabetical typewriter layout.

Interesting Links:

Stuff that I found interesting from the past week:

If you spend more than 2 minutes here, well... I guess you already know:
http://www.jellotime.com/

I personally like the solar panel one:
http://weburbanist.com/2010/04/12/skin-that-apple-15-awesome-iphone-cases/

Want to be a dolphin? Have 50 grand to spare?
OR maybe you want to start an evil lair and need an awesome looking defense...
http://www.seabreacher.com/

So, this is awesome... Not saying I'm going to do that in my dorm, but it's still awesome. Possible Summer Project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCuPrsPn_I

I think it's agreed, every website should have ducks you can shoot. So for a limited time, this blog will have that too.
http://www.duckmylife.com/

Makes me want to go camping more often/
http://www.biolitestove.com/

Bluetooth

Click image or click here to see full comic.

I suppose the tooth fairy falling into a blue slushie machine would have been better than Smurfs+dentists.

Guide to Gratuity

I graphed the likelihood (or amount) of having to give a tip to the importance of the task being completed by the service expecting the tip to the fanciness of the place it is all happening.

As you can see, no matter how important the task is, if you're at a fancy place, you are expected to pay greatly, but if the task isn't important at all, and you're not at a very fancy place, you probably won't have to tip them.

Examples:

Having someone open your door for you to your room at a 5-Star Hotel. Although the task is menial at best, you are in a very fancy setting, so you are expected to give a tip.

Having the door to Starbucks held open for you by the person in the business suit in front of you. You might be thrown off by his fancy attire, but you are actually in a very non-fancy location. the task is still menial and therefore no tip is necessary.
Getting Pizza delivered to your apartment at 3:30am. This is pretty important, though it is not very fancy at all. Tip is expected.
Getting Change for a fifty dollar bill from the bartender at the club you met Bruce Willis. Just because the homeless man who begs for change at the exit could gladly do it with nothing but a "God Bless," does NOT mean you can do this without tipping. You  are in a VERY fancy environment. Tip.
Getting change for a twenty dollar bill from the guy behind the counter at the gas station you went into to see if they had any SweeTarts. No.

Future Extinction

Today, I saw a shirt with three large words in white blazed across the front, "Brains Not Bombs."

It pains me to see such demonstrations in the world, especially at what I thought was such a pro-life campus. I am astounded to discover people have this attitude about the birth of a species, if they can even be given the honor of such a title. Awaiting the zombie apocalypse is a horrid use of T-shirt space and the short lives we have on this Earth. Spending our lives waiting for the undead to eat our Braaains isn't the way I would want to live, which is why I've started a counter protest campaign, "Bloood Not Braains." As I would much rather become a vampire; to live out eternity as an intelligent, lifeless bloodsucker who no-doubtedly falls in love with a mortal, than a stupid, moaning zombie who can't tell the difference between my sexy validictorian neighbor and her slightly vegetabalized grandmother.

To get a shirt of your own go to http://www.recursion.com/

Future Tech: My ideas-Genius Phones

Future Concept:

As of now, essentially everyone has a phone. (More than 60% of the world, and well over 85% in the US.) Soon enough, every phone will be a smart phone, whether it will have awesome functions like multitasking or web search, of if it will basically be just a phone, calendar, etc. it will still have the capacity to be awesome, as chips, memory and etc. become cheaper and smaller.

People will carry data with them, on their "phones" similar to that of a USB drive, but with much more capabilities. Their phones will contain personal data, applications (computer software) files, preferences, etc. When a user enters the proximity of a computer, their phone will immediately upload everything necessary. The user will login to the main computer, to ensure privacy. When they have completed logging in, the computer they are using will be full of all the programs, documents, images, history, essentially everything that you would expect on your own computer. When you are ready to leave the computer console, your phone will leave the perimeter of the computer and all your data will be removed from the main computer. This process repeats each time you enter the radius of a different console.

Similar to the actions taken by new "smart keys" in newer car models, your phone works on proximity and acts immediately.

This is something that should be invented, or maybe I'll just write a screen play where this tech is used.

Nature vs. Nurture

Really?

Spiral of Life

It's the Spiraaaalalalala. The Spiral, of Life. (to the tune of Circle of Life, from the Disney Movie, The Lion King) 

April Pools

Click image or click here for full version.

Dude, but seriously, I worked really hard in making those, you could at least appreciate them.

The internets tells me to do a lot of things.

If you actually want to prank someone for April Fools day, meh, here's something I thought up: Instructable Key Remap. 

Happy April!