Hey there Quinny did you have fun while I was out?
I bet you licked yourself, yeah without a doubt!
Did you sleep the whole time?
Did you bark at some cars?
Were you able to look outside at the stars?
Were you waiting for me?
Were you hoping for Todd?
Do you want to borrow a siddur so you can pray to God?

Sometimes I sing to Quinn (the dog) when I get home.