The reason this tweet is the funniest of the bunch:


Imagine little kids writing poems in a competition. Not there yet? Let me give you some examples...

The Kadimahnik who just learned what Haikus are:

I love you so much,
Today the blue team will win,
Dear judges - Go Blue.

The Taster who barely understands poems or love:

I love you,
you love me.
We're a happy family.
With the red team winning and a punch from butt to you!
Won't you say you love me too?

The Tzofim kid who's super into limericks:

Bikkurim! What's the theme? I'm on Green,
We prevent them from winning like a vaccine.
Marathon is up next,
We win in all subjects,
Make sure you wear your sunscreen.

And finally, the Teva Trek camper who just got into spoken word, Poetry SLAM!:

YELLOW!
Yesterday I was playing my cello. I was eating some jello. I was having a conversation with a very strange... fellow. It was mellow.
The whole thing was great! Look at me postulate the state's fate.
I was rhyming way before you were born! The sweet sweet corn. I hope you won't be the one to mourn.
The fact that we will be victorious. Because we're glorious, notorious. The other teams want to be whore-ing us.
You'll see tonight when we win. Feel goosebumps on your skin, hairs on your chin chin. And your mouth it will grin.
Woah, man. Why can't I have more than 30 minutes to write this? I was going for like 4 pages here...
Don't you hear me bellow?
GO YELLOW!

Also yeah, sometimes I favorite my own tweets. But only the good ones.