Not as tasty as you might expect...
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Computer Technician in Real World
Julia: Hey Greg, can you help me get this box of cereal?
Greg: Have you tried getting it yourself?
Julia: Yeah, I'm too short. It's on the top shelf.
Greg: Well, have you tried using a step ladder?
Julia: I don't remember where it is, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: Do a search for it.
Julia: Where do I look? Greg, the cereal is easily within your reach, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: No, I want you to learn how to do it so I won't have to help you next time. Search the whole house, it shouldn't take long.
Julia: I'm not even sure we still have the little ladder, I think we sold it at the yard sale! This is ridiculous, I'm going for a walk.
Julia: I found it. You must have put it in the garage.
Greg: Good, now use it to access the cereal.
Julia: Yeah, I got it, no thanks to you.
Julia: ... Can you open it for me? I always get paper cuts.
Greg: Do you have the box of cereal in front of you?
Julia: Yes, duh.
Greg: Slide your forefinger under the corner of the-
Julia: Shut up, I'll get scissors.
... Where are the scissors?
Look on your desktop. If they aren't there, go to the control panel.
-The circuit breaker?
Greg: Have you tried getting it yourself?
Julia: Yeah, I'm too short. It's on the top shelf.
Greg: Well, have you tried using a step ladder?
Julia: I don't remember where it is, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: Do a search for it.
Julia: Where do I look? Greg, the cereal is easily within your reach, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: No, I want you to learn how to do it so I won't have to help you next time. Search the whole house, it shouldn't take long.
Julia: I'm not even sure we still have the little ladder, I think we sold it at the yard sale! This is ridiculous, I'm going for a walk.
Julia: I found it. You must have put it in the garage.
Greg: Good, now use it to access the cereal.
Julia: Yeah, I got it, no thanks to you.
Julia: ... Can you open it for me? I always get paper cuts.
Greg: Do you have the box of cereal in front of you?
Julia: Yes, duh.
Greg: Slide your forefinger under the corner of the-
Julia: Shut up, I'll get scissors.
... Where are the scissors?
Look on your desktop. If they aren't there, go to the control panel.
-The circuit breaker?
Friday, April 30, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Smartphones 14
Yeah, (Preprophase · Prophase · Prometaphase · Metaphase · Anaphase · Telophase)
Tell a who?
Monday, April 26, 2010
SOMEONE STOLE MY HAT!
Well, that's obviously your fault. You obviously didn't use a cap lock.
-BUT I'M USING CAPS-LOCK! HOW DID THEY STEAL IT!?
-BUT I'M USING CAPS-LOCK! HOW DID THEY STEAL IT!?
Saturday, April 24, 2010
God's Bitch Button
Click the image or click here to see the full comic.
+I don't get it.
-Oh, see, he's comparing God to someone who's wife's parents are really annoying.
+But what's with the phone thing?
-Yeah that's just it, he's saying that the husband would ignore his in-law's calls just as God ignores everyone's prayers.
+Oh, okay, so is that why the priest doesn't have any eyes or mouth? Because God took them away?
-What? No, that's just the comic's artistic style.
+Oh really? Well how come he doesn't have any feet? And how does his cross just float there like that?
-Do you even get the comic?
Yeah, if you're a priest and you have someone who is crying, then black lightning will strike your phone.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Pick Up Lines
When you look this good, it doesn't matter what you say...
"Hey, I found this sewing kit and a bowling shoe in my friend's van... wanna check them out?"
For those of you who are curious, No, the Qwerty keyboard design, named after the first six keys on the top left was designed to slow down typists, as jamming occurred often with quick typing on the original alphabetical typewriter layout.
... you're going to get the girl.
"Hey, I found this sewing kit and a bowling shoe in my friend's van... wanna check them out?"
For those of you who are curious, No, the Qwerty keyboard design, named after the first six keys on the top left was designed to slow down typists, as jamming occurred often with quick typing on the original alphabetical typewriter layout.
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