I used to Think that by the time I got cancer we'd be looking back at how barbaric the treatment for it used to be. Chemo and radiation - "let's just kill everything and hope the bad stuff dies too." Boy was I wrong.

Talmud Torah Lesson Plan: Think Critically and Question all the crap you've been taught over the last 15 years.

iPad Thai

Not as tasty as you might expect...

Computer Technician in Real World

Julia: Hey Greg, can you help me get this box of cereal?
Greg: Have you tried getting it yourself?
Julia: Yeah, I'm too short. It's on the top shelf.
Greg: Well, have you tried using a step ladder?
Julia: I don't remember where it is, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: Do a search for it.
Julia: Where do I look? Greg, the cereal is easily within your reach, can't you just get it for me?
Greg: No, I want you to learn how to do it so I won't have to help you next time. Search the whole house, it shouldn't take long.
Julia: I'm not even sure we still have the little ladder, I think we sold it at the yard sale! This is ridiculous, I'm going for a walk.


Julia: I found it. You must have put it in the garage.
Greg: Good, now use it to access the cereal.
Julia: Yeah, I got it, no thanks to you.

Julia: ... Can you open it for me? I always get paper cuts.
Greg: Do you have the box of cereal in front of you?
Julia: Yes, duh.
Greg: Slide your forefinger under the corner of the-
Julia: Shut up, I'll get scissors.

... Where are the scissors?


Look on your desktop. If they aren't there, go to the control panel.
-The circuit breaker?

Velociraptor Win.

http://www.velociraptors.info/

Smartphones 14

Yeah, (Preprophase · Prophase · Prometaphase · Metaphase · Anaphase · Telophase)

Tell a who?

SOMEONE STOLE MY HAT!

Well, that's obviously your fault. You obviously didn't use a cap lock.
-BUT I'M USING CAPS-LOCK! HOW DID THEY STEAL IT!?