Velociraptor Win.

http://www.velociraptors.info/

Smartphones 14

Yeah, (Preprophase · Prophase · Prometaphase · Metaphase · Anaphase · Telophase)

Tell a who?

SOMEONE STOLE MY HAT!

Well, that's obviously your fault. You obviously didn't use a cap lock.
-BUT I'M USING CAPS-LOCK! HOW DID THEY STEAL IT!?

God's Bitch Button

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+I don't get it.
-Oh, see, he's comparing God to someone who's wife's parents are really annoying.
+But what's with the phone thing?
-Yeah that's just it, he's saying that the husband would ignore his in-law's calls just as God ignores everyone's prayers.
+Oh, okay, so is that why the priest doesn't have any eyes or mouth? Because God took them away?
-What? No, that's just the comic's artistic style.
+Oh really? Well how come he doesn't have any feet? And how does his cross just float there like that?
-Do you even get the comic?
Yeah, if you're a priest and you have someone who is crying, then black lightning will strike your phone.

Pick Up Lines

When you look this good, it doesn't matter what you say...

... you're going to get the girl.

"Hey, I found this sewing kit and a bowling shoe in my friend's van... wanna check them out?"


For those of you who are curious, No, the Qwerty keyboard design, named after the first six keys on the top left was designed to slow down typists, as jamming occurred often with quick typing on the original alphabetical typewriter layout.

Interesting Links:

Stuff that I found interesting from the past week:

If you spend more than 2 minutes here, well... I guess you already know:
http://www.jellotime.com/

I personally like the solar panel one:
http://weburbanist.com/2010/04/12/skin-that-apple-15-awesome-iphone-cases/

Want to be a dolphin? Have 50 grand to spare?
OR maybe you want to start an evil lair and need an awesome looking defense...
http://www.seabreacher.com/

So, this is awesome... Not saying I'm going to do that in my dorm, but it's still awesome. Possible Summer Project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCuPrsPn_I

I think it's agreed, every website should have ducks you can shoot. So for a limited time, this blog will have that too.
http://www.duckmylife.com/

Makes me want to go camping more often/
http://www.biolitestove.com/

Bluetooth

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I suppose the tooth fairy falling into a blue slushie machine would have been better than Smurfs+dentists.